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[Scarlet_Rider]

Logged in to Facebook today and saw this ad on the right hand side! Although they are two different ads, their sequence made me...

[engrohit]

Originally Posted by Scarlet_Rider

Logged in to Facebook today and saw this ad on the right hand side! Although they are two different ads, their sequence made me...

Ha ha TBHP should provide a super like button for such posts!!

[Warwithwheels]

Originally Posted by Scarlet_Rider

Logged in to Facebook today and saw this ad on the right hand side! Although they are two different ads, their sequence made me...

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Originally Posted by engrohit

Ha ha TBHP should provide a super like button for such posts!!

Guys posting Ad based jokes, please beware. In most cases it is reported to have backfired. Just flip thru' a couple of pages back to witness the same

These interest based ads are annoying BTW!!

[k2max6]

E-MAIL FROM AN ARAB STUDENT TO HIS SHAIKH DAD
Dear Dad
Sydney is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
Your son,
Nasser
Next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail
My dear loving son Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.
Love,
your Dad Shaikh Al Habibi

[Scarlet_Rider]

Originally Posted by Warwithwheels

Guys posting Ad based jokes, please beware. In most cases it is reported to have backfired.

I know what post you are referring to! Facebook is supposed to take information from your profile and then display ads accordingly. With music and automobiles in my list of likes, Facebook throwing up these sort of ads means something is seriously wrong with it. Mark Zuckerberg, please investigage what is the problem with your child!

[engrohit]

Originally Posted by Scarlet_Rider

I know what post you are referring to! Facebook is supposed to take information from your profile and then display ads accordingly. With music and automobiles in my list of likes, Facebook throwing up these sort of ads means something is seriously wrong with it. Mark Zuckerberg, please investigage what is the problem with your child!

Not entirely right. Yes facebook does show custom ads based on profile, but there are sponsored links / ads too which would appear randomly. Not everyone would like a such a page on facebook, but that does not mean that they don't want to. So some ads have to appear randomly.

[rahulk2510]

From watsapp forward messages:

(PS: No offenses to anyone!!)

Mind Blowing Equation:
LOGIC AND HUMOUR Equations!

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:

Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Equation 3

Woman = eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3


Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money to not let woman become a donkey!

And a woman spends to not let the man become a donkey!


So, We have:

Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

[1self]

Yeah right!

[travelwriter]

Originally Posted by bblost

I need some nice vaastu/ feng shui guy who can convince her ...just lying down and watching TV. Has anyone tried this approach with success?

I have tried this with some minor variations. The results have been extreme and oscillating between near perfect and total disaster.

Near perfect scenario - when wife decided that my simple demands were too outrageous, packed her bags and went home for 2 weeks with the kids. This would have been perfect except that I had to order for food and munchies over the phone.

Extreme disaster - My wife called her mother over! Need I say more?

[abhijeetsng]

A blonde, on the verge of bankruptcy, sees God as her only hope. She prays to God for help - "God, please help me. I've lost my business and I need some money. I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lottery."

Lotto night comes and goes, and somebody else wins it.

The desperate blonde prays again - "God, please let me win the Lottery! I've lost my business, my house and now, I'm going to lose my car as well."

This time too, she was unlucky, and someone else won the Lottery.

She again prayed - "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. I have always been a good servant to you. Please let me win the Lottery just this one time so I can save the life of my kids.

Suddenly, there was a flash of light and there emerged God.

God said to amazed blonde, "Sweetheart, please work with me on this. Go and ... Buy a ticket"

[mayankk]

Cowasaki.
Your argument is invalid.

[nitinbose]

Found a car in my office parking with the following note...

[1self]

If you don't own a Prius or Hybrid Civic, you can do your bit for the enviornment with this!

[mallumowgli]

Originally Posted by sa_kiran

"Had you put the same pressure at work, company's targets would have been achieved today"

The employee should have scribbled "I eat office-canteen food. No need of pressure here"

[radek]

Originally Posted by ghodlur

Came across this info when I was going through Motor Insurance advice guide for UK

I think this is standard everywhere. This guideline they use to control third party liability. They like to do the settlement with other insurance company directly.