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| ![]() Logged in to Facebook today and saw this ad on the right hand side! Although they are two different ads, their sequence made me... ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: India
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BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Delhi
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| ![]() E-MAIL FROM AN ARAB STUDENT TO HIS SHAIKH DAD Dear Dad Sydney is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. Your son, Nasser Next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail My dear loving son Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too. Love, your Dad Shaikh Al Habibi |
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BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad
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BHPian Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Thane
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BHPian Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Mumbai
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| ![]() From watsapp forward messages: (PS: No offenses to anyone!!) Mind Blowing Equation: LOGIC AND HUMOUR Equations! Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. Equation 2 Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man-earn money = Donkey In other words Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey Equation 3 Woman = eat + sleep + spend Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Woman = Donkey + spend Woman - spend = Donkey In other words, Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend So Man earns money to not let woman become a donkey! And a woman spends to not let the man become a donkey! So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together! |
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Near perfect scenario - when wife decided that my simple demands were too outrageous, packed her bags and went home for 2 weeks with the kids. This would have been perfect except that I had to order for food and munchies over the phone. Extreme disaster - My wife called her mother over! Need I say more? | |
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BHPian | ![]() A blonde, on the verge of bankruptcy, sees God as her only hope. She prays to God for help - "God, please help me. I've lost my business and I need some money. I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lottery." Lotto night comes and goes, and somebody else wins it. The desperate blonde prays again - "God, please let me win the Lottery! I've lost my business, my house and now, I'm going to lose my car as well." This time too, she was unlucky, and someone else won the Lottery. She again prayed - "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. I have always been a good servant to you. Please let me win the Lottery just this one time so I can save the life of my kids. Suddenly, there was a flash of light and there emerged God. God said to amazed blonde, "Sweetheart, please work with me on this. Go and ... Buy a ticket" Last edited by bblost : 24th January 2013 at 21:58. Reason: Duplicate joke. |
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Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Perth, WA
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| ![]() Found a car in my office parking with the following note... |
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BHPian | ![]() If you don't own a Prius or Hybrid Civic, you can do your bit for the enviornment with this! ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Palakkad/Coimbatore
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BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Pune
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