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Old 25th October 2011, 09:44   #5536
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"Dear students, we have now given you the best of knowledge and taught you'll to use cutting edge equipment. It is now upto you to make good use of this knowledge, the court is in your balls! Thank you"
Tejas, that's one of the best I've read in the recent past.
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Warwithwheels, Awesome stuff!!!!, Just had an hearty laugh in my office in the morning today. Started on a good note. Thanks to you and happy Deepavali
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Don't Condor me if it has been shared before. Saw it somewhere, thought ill share.
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Another personal quote that I had put on my profile at the end of the Ganesh Chaturthi festival:

"Dear Ganpathi,

I am really sorry. Had it been in my power, I would have banned the pandals from playing Munni, Sheila and even Jalebi Bai. It was really grateful of you to sit there patiently and to not run and dive into the pond by yourself.

But you got to agree, it was kind of funny to watch those people dancing to those tunes in front of you!

This wont improve, see you next year "
Here in Bangalore, I saw one group of guys dancing to Akon's 'Sexy Bitch' while going on a procession to immerse the idol
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there was another similar joke that I read after Ganapati festival; that he is singing Dhinka Chika, Sheela, Munni, Singham and others after returning to his parents after the visarjan and Shankar and Parvati react by touching their forehead and saying "Oh God, its too difficult to send the young kinds alone"!

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Did a bit of Googling on Jeppiaar and stumbled upon this video. He truly is a specimen
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Brain Drain from India is directly proportional to the success of Wanted, Dabangg, Ready, Bodyguard, Singham...
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there was another similar joke that I read after Ganapati festival; that he is singing Dhinka Chika, Sheela, Munni, Singham and others after returning to his parents after the visarjan and Shankar and Parvati react by touching their forehead and saying "Oh God, its too difficult to send the young kinds alone"!


the other joke around the ganapati visarjan goes like this...

An Indian is ship wrecked and prays to Ganapati for help!. There is a flash of light and lo! he sees the Lord descend onto the far off island. Then he starts to dance....

He prays, Here I am drowning, I asked you to save me and you are dancing ? to which the Lord replies.. have you forgotten already ? every year you guys dance all the way to the sea / lake / pond and leave me to drown?
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Saw this in facebook. I m sure its not been posted earlier.
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For all those who are planning to attend the Indian GP at BIC, the track layout and seating arrangement is as follows
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Did a bit of Googling on Jeppiaar and stumbled upon this video. He truly is a specimen
Jeppiaar Comedy Speech (Official) - YouTube
A video of his distant?? relatives....



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Dedicated to all Mallus
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If you didn't get the last two lines,

..and asks "Where you're basically from?" (in Mallu)
The other candidate answers :"Pathanamthitta" (a district in Kerala)
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If you didn't get the last two lines,

..and asks "Where you're basically from?" (in Mallu)
The other candidate answers :"Pathanamthitta" (a district in Kerala)
LOL! were those the Jose brothers
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