The Official Joke thread

Mtv · 19th December 2011, 15:12

BMW Hong Kong couldn't find a better place to display the 5

Scorcher · 19th December 2011, 16:14

One of the biggest hassles of becoming a millionaire

Risk Of Driving An Expensive Car - YouTube

suhaas307 · 19th December 2011, 16:28

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Originally Posted by Scorcher

One of the biggest hassles of becoming a millionaire

On our drive to Goa, in 2010, our Civic scraped every unscientifically designed speed-breaker. Well, what else could have been done? Four adults and luggage is a lot for our car!

So we had to do the same thing every time we approached one. Much to the amusement of several other road users.

aadithsince1980 · 19th December 2011, 16:52

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Originally Posted by Scorcher

One of the biggest hassles of becoming a millionaire

This ad won silver at the Cannes advertising fest

ninjatalli · 19th December 2011, 18:53

Convertible looks cool, sedan too hilarious

Source : FB

Latheesh · 19th December 2011, 19:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjatalli

sedan too hilarious
Source : FB

That is because of Dezire effect!!

sachinj12 · 19th December 2011, 20:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjatalli

Convertible looks cool, sedan too hilarious

Attachment 858585

Source : FB

Quote:

Originally Posted by Latheesh

That is because of Dezire effect!!

Rightly said, Nano with a Dzire butt. A Indigo butt would be a proportionate fit.

Its Dzire, not Dezire. Sorry, couldn't help but nit pick

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cpbopanna · 19th December 2011, 21:36

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.

Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?
Girl (furiously): Yes! & once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty..

anjan_c2007 · 19th December 2011, 22:31

Sign board in a hospital:

Irish · 20th December 2011, 12:08

This is how to occupy a seat in trains:

When oil, gas and electricity is not there:

This is how people feel every morning in North India (Dilli ki sardi):

Cheers!
Irish

carwatcher · 20th December 2011, 12:50

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Originally Posted by ninjatalli

Convertible looks cool, sedan too hilarious

Attachment 858585

Source : FB

Source 2
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/collec...-jobs-959.html

prashant.dinkar · 20th December 2011, 14:31

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%

Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan died?
A. His last battle.

Q. Where was the Declaration of IndependanceSigned?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
...
Q. Ganga flows in which state?
A. Liquid.

Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.

Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations...

Did the student Answer Anything Wrong

Irish · 20th December 2011, 14:55

History always Tells a Story.

That's why you must Delete it before someone else uses the Computer!

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Father: Do you love me or your mum more?

Son: I love both of you equally much.

Father: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?

Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there.

Father: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go?

Son: America!

Father: So you're bent on following your mum?

Son: No, it's because I already went to Paris earlier!

Cheers!
Irish

PPS · 20th December 2011, 15:08

Question: What do u do after India wins the Football World Cup?
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Answer: Switch off the Play Station.

bluevolt · 20th December 2011, 16:59

An Angry Wife To
Her Husband 0n Phone:
"Where the Hell Are You ?"

Husband:
Darling You Remember That
Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
The Diamond Necklace and Totally
Fell In Love With It and I Didn't
Have Money That Time and I said
"Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
Yeah I Remember That My Love !

Husband:
I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

19th December 2011, 15:12	#6001
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19th December 2011, 21:36	#6008
cpbopanna BHPian Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 599 Thanked: 979 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting. Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty? Girl (furiously): Yes! & once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty..

19th December 2011, 22:31	#6009
anjan_c2007 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Posts: 8,708 Thanked: 22,855 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Sign board in a hospital:

20th December 2011, 12:08	#6010
Irish BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India Posts: 603 Thanked: 652 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This is how to occupy a seat in trains: When oil, gas and electricity is not there: This is how people feel every morning in North India (Dilli ki sardi): Cheers! Irish

20th December 2011, 14:31	#6012
prashant.dinkar BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ellicott City/New Delhi Posts: 79 Thanked: 53 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan died? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration of IndependanceSigned? A. At the Bottom of the Page. ... Q. Ganga flows in which state? A. Liquid. Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce? A. Marriage. Q. Whats the main reason for Failure? A. Examinations... Did the student Answer Anything Wrong

20th December 2011, 14:55	#6013
Irish BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India Posts: 603 Thanked: 652 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread History always Tells a Story. That's why you must Delete it before someone else uses the Computer! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Father: Do you love me or your mum more? Son: I love both of you equally much. Father: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go? Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there. Father: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go? Son: America! Father: So you're bent on following your mum? Son: No, it's because I already went to Paris earlier! Cheers! Irish

20th December 2011, 15:08	#6014
PPS Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: mumbai Posts: 2,510 Thanked: 3,945 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Question: What do u do after India wins the Football World Cup? . . . Answer: Switch off the Play Station.

20th December 2011, 16:59	#6015
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,273 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where the Hell Are You ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace and Totally Fell In Love With It and I Didn't Have Money That Time and I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop