The Official Joke thread

Warwithwheels · 7th March 2012, 19:32

Another one from FB

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bluevolt · 7th March 2012, 20:03

The secret for a successful Marriage ..

" is the Work-Shop "

The Husband works & The Wife shops ...

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karty_83 · 7th March 2012, 21:30

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

//M · 7th March 2012, 22:28

Ramesh, Suresh and now Himesh.

//M · 7th March 2012, 22:47

Various disciplines in Engineering.

swiftnfurious · 8th March 2012, 02:13

My first Official Entry, courtesy twitter.

2500cc · 8th March 2012, 10:10

Found this on the FB, how true

Anand123 · 8th March 2012, 11:56

Rajnikanth Rules.....Forever!!

//M · 8th March 2012, 15:49

A scene from DDLJ.

karty_83 · 8th March 2012, 16:19

How does a Shark catch its prey ?

bluevolt · 8th March 2012, 20:29

Meanwhile in Korea, a gentleman called 'Ho Lee' is wondering why everyone in India wants him to Be Happy....

Irish · 8th March 2012, 20:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by //M

A scene from DDLJ.

CONDORED!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2673771

Cheers!
Irish

Irish · 8th March 2012, 21:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish

CONDORED!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2673771

Cheers!
Irish

Oh, the mods have removed the original image i.e. posted on 8th Feb. The condored image (posted on 8th March) has NOT been touched.

Cheers!
Irish

swiftnfurious · 9th March 2012, 03:04

Holi Cow!!

Courtesy - Twitter

Anand123 · 9th March 2012, 11:28

Ant & The Grasshopper

An Old Story:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house
and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

New Version:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference
and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm
and well fed while others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper
next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this
poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.
Medha Patkar fasts along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be
relocated to warmer climates during winter
Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on Minorities.

Amnesty International and Ban Ki-moon criticize the Indian Government for not
upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

Railway minister allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.

Kapil Sibal makes 'Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions
& in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left
to pay his retroactive taxes,it's home is confiscated by the Government and
handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV ---- BARAKHA DATT.

Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'.
Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.

CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden '

Ban Ki-moon invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

Many years later....

The Ant has since migrated to the US, set up a multi-billion dollar company
in Silicon Valley. However, 100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation
despite reservation somewhere in India,

......AND

As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the grasshoppers,
India is still a developing country…!!!

7th March 2012, 19:32	#6796
Warwithwheels Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: India Posts: 1,348 Thanked: 1,739 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Another one from FB

7th March 2012, 20:03	#6797
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread The secret for a successful Marriage .. " is the Work-Shop " The Husband works & The Wife shops ... ___________________________________________ ____________________________________________ Last edited by bluevolt : 7th March 2012 at 20:05.

7th March 2012, 21:30	#6798
karty_83 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 399 Thanked: 166 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

7th March 2012, 22:28	#6799
//M Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: New Delhi Posts: 6,201 Thanked: 22,920 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Ramesh, Suresh and now Himesh. Attached Thumbnails

7th March 2012, 22:47	#6800
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8th March 2012, 02:13	#6801
swiftnfurious Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 7,203 Thanked: 9,661 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread My first Official Entry, courtesy twitter.

8th March 2012, 10:10	#6802
2500cc BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 734 Thanked: 349 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Found this on the FB, how true

8th March 2012, 11:56	#6803
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8th March 2012, 15:49	#6804
//M Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: New Delhi Posts: 6,201 Thanked: 22,920 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A scene from DDLJ. Attached Thumbnails

8th March 2012, 16:19	#6805
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8th March 2012, 20:29	#6806
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Meanwhile in Korea, a gentleman called 'Ho Lee' is wondering why everyone in India wants him to Be Happy....

9th March 2012, 03:04	#6809
swiftnfurious Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 7,203 Thanked: 9,661 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Holi Cow!! Courtesy - Twitter

9th March 2012, 11:28	#6810
Anand123 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: KL-01 Posts: 2,297 Thanked: 5,225 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Ant & The Grasshopper An Old Story: The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. New Version: The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house. Medha Patkar fasts along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on Minorities. Amnesty International and Ban Ki-moon criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper. The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) . Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry. CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers. Railway minister allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'. Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter. Kapil Sibal makes 'Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services. The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes,it's home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV ---- BARAKHA DATT. Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'. Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '. CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden ' Ban Ki-moon invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly. Many years later.... The Ant has since migrated to the US, set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley. However, 100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India, ......AND As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the grasshoppers, India is still a developing country…!!! Last edited by Anand123 : 9th March 2012 at 11:30.