[sparky@home]

Someone sent me this link, and I wondered why this method is not in use for parking. It does look cool.

https://youtu.be/fJrGKHMXtVU

[Tejas@perioimpl]

Originally Posted by swissknife

A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?''

The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?''

''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.''

The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?''

The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.''

''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?''

''Yeah, he's my dad.''

''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?''

The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?''

The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.''

''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.''

The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.''

The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''

This would have gone bouncer to most including me but just because i have a 2 year old kid and am constantly bombarded with nursery rhymes that i got it!

[locusjag]

Ever noticed how people mis-pronounce "mail" as "male" especially in our country?

I've been waiting for someone to say this at work - ...yes, I sent her a mail and she's very satisfied now, yeah.... It's a joke that I'm waiting for to happen.

[nerd1200]

Someone shared it on FB! 🤣

[dailydriver]

Do I hear a rustle from the 350 year old grave in Stratford-upon-Avon?



From a WhatsApp forward.

[gkveda]

Originally Posted by dailydriver

Past tense of William Shakespear[/i]

Good one. Initially, I did not understand the joke with 1-2 readings. but, later I could get it

[hemanth.anand]

Got this as a Whatsapp forward.
Don't forward this to your office whatsapp groups - It may turn out to be a snake as well

[GTO]

An ad that will have you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-044ip8JEMQ

[benbsb29]

Originally Posted by hemanth.anand

Got this as a Whatsapp forward.
Don't forward this to your office whatsapp groups - It may turn out to be a snake as well
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Good one! I liked it!

[samaspire]

Does it need any explanation?

[dailydriver]

Originally Posted by samaspire

Does it need any explanation?

A classic case of pinching the baby and rocking the cradle.

[dailydriver]

Looking up from the laptop, I informed my maid that in tune with the times I would henceforth prefer to transfer her salary through online banking. She agreed: with a caveat that she would henceforth prefer to work from home, just like me!

[dailydriver]

This will make three posts in a row.

NEW TITLES FOR OLD JOBS!

OLD: Gardener
NEW: Plant nutritionist/Landscape Executive

OLD: Petrol pump attendant
NEW: Fuel transmission technician

OLD: Car Cleaner
NEW: Vehicle Image Developer/Detailer

OLD: Water Pump Operator
NEW: Aqua line Executive

OLD: Lift Operator
NEW: Vertical Movement Specialist

OLD: Typist
NEW: Print Document Handler

OLD: Messenger
NEW: Business Communication Conveyer

OLD: Window Cleaner
NEW: Transparent Wall Technician

OLD: Chai wala
NEW: Refreshment Technician

OLD: Garbage Collector
NEW: Environmental Sanitation Technician

OLD: Guard
NEW: Security Enforcement Executive

OLD: Thief
NEW: Wealth Relocation Specialist

OLD: Driver
NEW: Automobile Propulsion Specialist

OLD: Maid
NEW: Domestic Management Executive

OLD: Cook
NEW: Food Technician

OLD: Gossiper
NEW: Oral Research and Transmission Executive

[ramki067]

Originally Posted by samaspire

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Does it need any explanation?

Yes that perfect without a VW car!

[NPV]

Received on WhatsApp, hope it hasn't been posted here already.