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Old 13th September 2019, 22:09   #10246
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Seems like Renault is trolling themselves
A disgruntled PR employee or just a stupid one, I don't know.
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Old 14th September 2019, 01:44   #10247
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When you're in the market for a post natal abortion
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Old 14th September 2019, 02:31   #10248
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Bwahahahaha..minimum(understanding of)physics,maximum filicide
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Old 14th September 2019, 10:10   #10249
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At a time when the dreaded words "Me too" is putting people out of work and in jail at times, here be one brave entrepreneur who makes money off of it!

Ladies and gents, presenting to you, "Me too" Halwa!
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Got this as a whatsapp forward.
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Old 14th September 2019, 16:55   #10251
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1.Optically disillusioned
2.Curt with a dark shade of wry
3.Cheeky buttload of innuendo
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Old 16th September 2019, 08:47   #10252
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1.This when Dorian was trending😂
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3.Go figure
4.Remember him?😅😂😂
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Old 20th September 2019, 09:45   #10253
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I was going through one of the threads in Team BHP and this joke flashed. And I think this is true also.

The best way to decide on which car to purchase is,
1. See the number of pages the car has been discussed by Team BHPians. If you are not able to decide, Go to step 2
2. See how frequently the thread comes up on Most recent threads.

Total number of pages of the thread and frequency of thread coming up on Most recent topics are the two best deciding factors for purchasing a new car. No need to read any other reviews

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Old 23rd September 2019, 20:03   #10254
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I was going through one of the threads in Team BHP and this joke flashed. And I think this is true also.

The best way to decide on which car to purchase is,
1. See the number of pages the car has been discussed by Team BHPians. If you are not able to decide, Go to step 2
2. See how frequently the thread comes up on Most recent threads.

Total number of pages of the thread and frequency of thread coming up on Most recent topics are the two best deciding factors for purchasing a new car. No need to read any other reviews
Thanks for the tip

Mods: please delete if it has been already posted.

When someone mis heard the requirement
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Old 24th September 2019, 01:54   #10255
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This had me in splits!

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Old 28th September 2019, 16:15   #10256
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This WhatsApp themed World Leaders Group discussion is terrific. It is attributed to Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky during an evening function at the 16th annual Yalta European Strategy meeting this month. Absolutely hilarious. Don't miss the "Finland is typing" and America " Sorry, wrong group" posts!!

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Old 30th September 2019, 14:30   #10257
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Says it all
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Old 3rd October 2019, 14:51   #10258
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LOL!! Motorboat engine & it bloody works!!
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Old 3rd October 2019, 19:18   #10259
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Nothing to see here. Just a Skoda doing its thing.
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And yes, 40 shades for 299.... Grab them now!
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And yes, 40 shades for 299.... Grab them now!
Sir,
The Price Rs. 299/- is for Single Shade and not for 40.
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