The Official Joke thread

swissknife · 14th November 2019, 17:26

It may come as a surprise, but the Bulllet and Luna shared a lot of parts.

Marshall · 14th November 2019, 22:18

Received as WhatsApp forward

An innocent student was writing to God..."
One Dollar has reached at ₹72
petrol at ₹70,
milk ₹50
onion reached at ₹80 per kg,
and
Dal ₹200 !!!!.
I'm greatful to you O God...
Passing marks are still at 35,
warna apun to barbaad ho jaate !"
😀😄😆
With lots of love from last bench association!!

*Happy Children's Day*

msprabhakar · 15th November 2019, 06:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torq

This sher is derived from another one originally by Allama Iqbal that goes like this-

Khudi ko kar buland itna ke har taqder se pehle, Khuda bande se khud pooche bata teri raza kya hai.

...Perhaps more learned members can aid in translation...

I'm not more learned...it's just that मेरे पास Google है!

Literal translation:
Develop the self so that before every decree, God will ascertain from you: “What is your wish?”

Philosophical translation:
Humans have the ability to affect their own destiny by their own actions. It is the strength of our belief and our Will power that God rewards. Therefore, instead of waiting for things to happen, we should try to make them happen. In the context of the poem, it means that one should raise the degree of one's self realisation to such an extent that destiny waits for one to tell what one wants.

dailydriver · 16th November 2019, 14:04

Well, there's hardly any reason to dispute this statement. Is there?

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Source: A friend.

thorque · 18th November 2019, 03:18

When you retire at the car-boretum

thorque · 18th November 2019, 23:14

Granny gone wild!

1self · 27th November 2019, 10:18

Need some custom manifolds??

thorque · 1st December 2019, 07:21

Brutally honest signage,battered by blizzard

Tom Sooraj · 1st December 2019, 11:53

When you buy a Mercedes, but have no money left over to buy a lunch box:

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Source: mechanic_tube instagram page.

jailbird_fynix · 4th December 2019, 22:27

Me : trying to read the news and gain some 'gyaan'.

The news :

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NPX · 4th December 2019, 22:53

Sahin Tendulkar will be pissed by this.

msprabhakar · 5th December 2019, 06:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by jailbird_fynix

Me : trying to read the news and gain some 'gyaan'.

The news :

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WAA! (Warning! Acronyms Ahead!!)

1self · 7th December 2019, 18:10

Every single time...LOL...

1self · 9th December 2019, 16:57

When you are into cars & are also a construction contractor....

1self · 10th December 2019, 15:20

Been there done that.

14th November 2019, 17:26	#10306
swissknife BHPian Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: Chennai Posts: 855 Thanked: 1,427 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread It may come as a surprise, but the Bulllet and Luna shared a lot of parts.

16th November 2019, 14:04	#10309
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: Cynical City Posts: 1,217 Thanked: 6,436 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Well, there's hardly any reason to dispute this statement. Is there? Source: A friend. Last edited by dailydriver : 16th November 2019 at 14:20.

18th November 2019, 03:18	#10310
thorque BHPian Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Bangalore Posts: 44 Thanked: 51 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread When you retire at the car-boretum Attached Thumbnails

18th November 2019, 23:14	#10311
thorque BHPian Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Bangalore Posts: 44 Thanked: 51 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Granny gone wild! Attached Thumbnails

27th November 2019, 10:18	#10312
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 330 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Need some custom manifolds?? Attached Thumbnails

14th November 2019, 22:18	#10307
Marshall BHPian Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Chennai Posts: 41 Thanked: 143 Times	Received as WhatsApp forward An innocent student was writing to God..." One Dollar has reached at ₹72 petrol at ₹70, milk ₹50 onion reached at ₹80 per kg, and Dal ₹200 !!!!. I'm greatful to you O God... Passing marks are still at 35, warna apun to barbaad ho jaate !" 😀😄😆 With lots of love from last bench association!! Happy Children's Day

1st December 2019, 07:21	#10313
thorque BHPian Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Bangalore Posts: 44 Thanked: 51 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Brutally honest signage,battered by blizzard Attached Thumbnails

1st December 2019, 11:53	#10314
Tom Sooraj BHPian Join Date: Jul 2019 Location: Nagercoil TN74 Posts: 126 Thanked: 440 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread When you buy a Mercedes, but have no money left over to buy a lunch box: Source: mechanic_tube instagram page.

4th December 2019, 22:27	#10315
jailbird_fynix BHPian Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: (òÓ,)_\,,/ Posts: 466 Thanked: 3,085 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Me : trying to read the news and gain some 'gyaan'. The news :

4th December 2019, 22:53	#10316
NPX BHPian Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: HR 05, GJ 06 Posts: 103 Thanked: 186 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Sahin Tendulkar will be pissed by this. Attached Thumbnails

7th December 2019, 18:10	#10318
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 330 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Every single time...LOL... Attached Thumbnails

9th December 2019, 16:57	#10319
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10th December 2019, 15:20	#10320
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 330 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Been there done that. Attached Thumbnails Attached Images