The Official Joke thread

Scorcher · 12th December 2011, 21:00

You just can't 'Ignore' him

myavu · 13th December 2011, 11:32

Please remove if already posted.

From Facebook Wall!

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download2live · 13th December 2011, 12:28

Yesterday it was Birthday of Rajnikant.
Found this on Facebook:

Dear Birthday,

Wish you a very happy Rajnikant.

bluevolt · 13th December 2011, 14:00

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change your queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with sum one you don't want to be seen with

silversteed · 13th December 2011, 14:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluevolt

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change your queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with sum one you don't want to be seen with

All these laws are different versions of Murphy's Laws. Suggest reading this title.

Klub Class · 13th December 2011, 16:26

I guess I won't be condor-ed this time.

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prateekm · 14th December 2011, 01:13

Viewers were allowed to vote for Man of the Match in AUS vs NZ Test series. If this happens in India, 99/100 times it would be Sachin Tendulkar, even if he isn't playing in that match!

//M · 14th December 2011, 10:52

Saw this pic in a friend's fb wall.

wanderlust · 14th December 2011, 11:05

LOL, this would be the most inexpensive handsfree-cum-ear-warmer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by //M

Saw this pic in a friend's fb wall.

maddy42 · 14th December 2011, 11:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swanand Inamdar

Its my wedding anniversary today.
My wife asked me as to what gift would I like on this day?

I nonchalently answered - "2 mins of silence".

Didnt quite understand the part where, I am supposed to end up in the living room tonight.

P.S: All this is actually true.

Thats why the TV should always be fit in the living room

bluevolt · 14th December 2011, 11:18

There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl / Women
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And nobody knows them.

Swanand Inamdar · 14th December 2011, 11:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by maddy42

Thats why the TV should always be fit in the living room

Maddy, problem arises when, even after having 3 TV's in the house, you get to see none!

Anyways, all those that expressed concern over my wellbeing - A big Thankyou! Well, after a certain cold war for that day, all was back to normal. A Tissot did the magic

. Now, sincerely hoping that my wife doesnt read this!

Irish · 14th December 2011, 11:40

Few from my side:

Check the mouse:

Bell (Ghanta) engineer:

Warning!

Source: Facebook Accounts

Cheers!
Irish

smsrini · 14th December 2011, 11:49

Courtesy FAcebook...

Klub Class · 14th December 2011, 13:37

Mr & Mrs. Klub Class

12th December 2011, 21:00	#5911
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13th December 2011, 11:32	#5912
myavu Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Delhi - Kochi Posts: 1,621 Thanked: 2,138 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Please remove if already posted. From Facebook Wall!

13th December 2011, 12:28	#5913
download2live Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: - Posts: 1,157 Thanked: 1,271 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Yesterday it was Birthday of Rajnikant. Found this on Facebook: Dear Birthday, Wish you a very happy Rajnikant.

13th December 2011, 14:00	#5914
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,273 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Laws Which Newton Forgot To State LAW OF QUEUE: If you change your queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with sum one you don't want to be seen with

13th December 2011, 16:26	#5916
Klub Class Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17\|KL65\|KL41 Posts: 5,026 Thanked: 1,999 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I guess I won't be condor-ed this time.

14th December 2011, 01:13	#5917
prateekm BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai & BLR Posts: 789 Thanked: 555 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Viewers were allowed to vote for Man of the Match in AUS vs NZ Test series. If this happens in India, 99/100 times it would be Sachin Tendulkar, even if he isn't playing in that match! Last edited by prateekm : 14th December 2011 at 01:16.

14th December 2011, 10:52	#5918
//M Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: New Delhi Posts: 6,567 Thanked: 25,170 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Saw this pic in a friend's fb wall. Attached Thumbnails

14th December 2011, 11:18	#5921
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,273 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl / Women . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And nobody knows them.

14th December 2011, 11:40	#5923
Irish BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India Posts: 603 Thanked: 652 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Few from my side: Check the mouse: Bell (Ghanta) engineer: Warning! Source: Facebook Accounts Cheers! Irish Last edited by n_aditya : 14th December 2011 at 14:18. Reason: first image removed. check your PM.

14th December 2011, 11:49	#5924
smsrini Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,129 Thanked: 443 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Courtesy FAcebook...

14th December 2011, 13:37	#5925
Klub Class Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17\|KL65\|KL41 Posts: 5,026 Thanked: 1,999 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Mr & Mrs. Klub Class