The Official Joke thread

KVNair · 23rd October 2018, 09:14

Came across this post today on Facebook. Looks like Vietnam is a lot similar to India as far as riding is concerned.

GrandTourer · 23rd October 2018, 14:00

Came across this old one... Imagine guiding an Uber driver to this place:

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Uber: Where is it again?
Me: That street, next to this street.
Uber: Wait what?... Is the any other street next to it?
Me: Exactly, now come pick me up.

landcruiser123 · 24th October 2018, 07:45

This one takes the cake... err... biscuit!

Rshrey22 · 26th October 2018, 15:11

Firestone trolling all the way

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Ps. Star represents 'conditions apply'.

Sherlocked · 26th October 2018, 15:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rshrey22

Firestone trolling all the way

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Ps. Star represents 'conditions apply'.

Hahaha! Nice one!

dailydriver · 27th October 2018, 20:49

Overheard at a gathering:

Quote:

Never use Google Maps to find your way to a cemetery. Once you land there, it isn't nice to hear "You have reached the destination."

dailydriver · 30th October 2018, 08:24

Wife: "Who is more intelligent, you or I?"

Husband: "Everyone knows YOU are."

(a meaningful pause later)

"Intelligent enough not to have married a stupid person!"

sparky@home · 30th October 2018, 13:44

Would anyone visit this workshop? Dont know the location.

Sheel · 2nd November 2018, 09:48

Copied from friend Akshay's FB wall. BHPian Akshay4587.

AMG Power · 2nd November 2018, 17:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by sparky@home

Would anyone visit this workshop? Dont know the location.

. This had me in splits. I can imagine women thinking it makes life easy if everyone did it this way.

Vasuki · 3rd November 2018, 11:46

Literally fell of the chair laughing. Expression of the police is too cool.

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dailydriver · 3rd November 2018, 12:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vasuki

Literally fell of the chair laughing. Expression of the police is too cool

I had posted the same photo exactly a month ago (Cop sees 5 people on a motorcycle; folds his hands in resignation)here, but obviously without the adjoining commentary

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The following creation should perhaps appear in the Official Choke Thread, if ever there is one!

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Source: WhatsApp

saket77 · 3rd November 2018, 12:46

A friend on Facebook wrote:

"Last night, after an 'all guys' party, I still felt confident to drive, but I acted responsibly & took an Uber."

400 likes, 40 comments, but the best comment was from another friend:

"Where the hell did you go in Uber? The party was at your house!"

dhanushs · 12th November 2018, 10:34

Cross posting from weight loss thread.

You know what they say about carbs.

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MadiMaama · 14th November 2018, 18:55

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A couple of memes made by me.

Translation for the second one: If you open your mouth about trains again, I will throw you out of this window

23rd October 2018, 09:14	#10066
KVNair BHPian Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: KL49 Posts: 66 Thanked: 255 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Came across this post today on Facebook. Looks like Vietnam is a lot similar to India as far as riding is concerned. Attached Thumbnails

23rd October 2018, 14:00	#10067
GrandTourer BHPian Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: Bangalore Posts: 428 Thanked: 1,428 Times	Came across this old one... Imagine guiding an Uber driver to this place: Uber: Where is it again? Me: That street, next to this street. Uber: Wait what?... Is the any other street next to it? Me: Exactly, now come pick me up.

24th October 2018, 07:45	#10068
landcruiser123 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 2,986 Thanked: 6,859 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This one takes the cake... err... biscuit!

26th October 2018, 15:11	#10069
Rshrey22 BHPian Join Date: May 2017 Location: Delhi Posts: 342 Thanked: 660 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Firestone trolling all the way . Ps. Star represents 'conditions apply'. Attached Thumbnails Last edited by Rshrey22 : 26th October 2018 at 15:13.

30th October 2018, 08:24	#10072
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: Cynical City Posts: 1,217 Thanked: 6,436 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Wife: "Who is more intelligent, you or I?" Husband: "Everyone knows YOU are." (a meaningful pause later) "Intelligent enough not to have married a stupid person!"

30th October 2018, 13:44	#10073
sparky@home BHPian Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: KL08/KL46 Posts: 433 Thanked: 1,689 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Would anyone visit this workshop? Dont know the location. Attached Thumbnails

2nd November 2018, 09:48	#10074
Sheel Team-BHP Support Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Purnea (Bihar) Posts: 9,587 Thanked: 14,404 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Copied from friend Akshay's FB wall. BHPian Akshay4587. Attached Thumbnails

3rd November 2018, 11:46	#10076
Vasuki BHPian Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Venice of East Posts: 787 Thanked: 1,305 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Literally fell of the chair laughing. Expression of the police is too cool. Last edited by Vasuki : 3rd November 2018 at 11:48.

3rd November 2018, 12:46	#10078
saket77 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Ranchi Posts: 4,396 Thanked: 12,038 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A friend on Facebook wrote: "Last night, after an 'all guys' party, I still felt confident to drive, but I acted responsibly & took an Uber." 400 likes, 40 comments, but the best comment was from another friend: "Where the hell did you go in Uber? The party was at your house!"

12th November 2018, 10:34	#10079
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,282 Thanked: 10,180 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Cross posting from weight loss thread. You know what they say about carbs.

14th November 2018, 18:55	#10080
MadiMaama BHPian Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: By the tracks Posts: 138 Thanked: 409 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A couple of memes made by me. Translation for the second one: If you open your mouth about trains again, I will throw you out of this window