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Old 10th February 2012, 16:57   #6541
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Thanks Irish for keeping up with the good work.
I read all those and thought, all are repeated/condorable, but felt so lazy to do the effort.
All the best dude for your condoring future!!
Fordmanchau: Your signature goes with what you felt. (We are the people our parents warned us about.)

Anyways, here are a couple of jokes form my side. In fact I wanted to post it in the morning but then forgot to post as I couldn't control my feelings of Tripple CONDORING!



If couples who are in love are called 'love birds', then couples who always argue should be called 'angry birds


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The difference between a GHAZAL and LECTURE:

Every word spoken by lover (girlfriend) is a GHAZAL.
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the same words spoken by ur wife becomes a LECTURE !!


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Husband in bed with his wife, slides his hand slowly across her shoulders, under her neck, under her back and stops.

Wife gasps: "why did you stop?"

Husband: "Remote mil gaya. Tum so jaa ab (Have got the remote. You can sleep now)"


Cheers!
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Old 10th February 2012, 20:19   #6542
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You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have?


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Stop counting smart one. Fish can't Drown....
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Old 10th February 2012, 22:03   #6543
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The Difference...

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it pays for my internet connection, which is almost same thing...

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Old 10th February 2012, 23:17   #6544
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SONA in Hindi means Gold.
SONA in romance is amorous.
SONA is also a nick name used by elders (especially parents, guardians) to address children.
SONATA in Geology means Son-Narmada-Tapti and invariably indicates the SONATA rift.
SONATA is the highest price car from the Hyundai range in India.(Not SUV)
SONATA is one of the cheapest variant of watches from the Titan range.

Thats the multi meaning SONA and SONATA !!
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Old 11th February 2012, 00:21   #6545
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You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have?

Stop counting smart one. Fish can't Drown...
Actually they can. When the level of oxygen in water gets depleted (especially in small ponds and dirty aquariums), fish do drown. Also some fish like sharks need to swim around so that water passes through their gills. If they get stuck in a net or something and can't swim, they also drown. Certain fish (e.g. catfish) have lungs and need to come to the surface of the water to get oxygen. If they can't reach up, like an iced-up lake, they can drown.

I know, you meant it as a joke, but just thought i'd point out this fact. I've been an aquarist since ages.

EDIT: of course, another theory is that when fish are pulled out of the water, they "drown" in the air. Read this: http://www.myoan.net/facts/facts_fish_drown.html

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Old 11th February 2012, 02:13   #6546
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this probably needs a better thread than jokes. but here you go.

Dad uses Facebook to teach daughter a lesson - Chicago's Best Variety of the 80s, 90s and Now
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Old 11th February 2012, 03:46   #6547
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Teacher : What is half of 8 ?

Student : Depends. If it's horizontal, then it is 0. If it's vertical, then it is 3.

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Scarlet_Rider: You have been condored for the second consecutive day for the successive posts. Hope you don't feel bad.
Nope. I don't feel bad at all. After all this is the joke thread!!

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Old 11th February 2012, 09:57   #6548
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Saw this when I was looking for the interior pictures of 2012 audi Q5. From official website of audi Gurgaon.
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Old 11th February 2012, 14:33   #6549
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Took this from one of the Jokes pages in facebook.
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It Happens Only In INDIA...

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Old 11th February 2012, 18:11   #6551
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From some Facebook page.
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Cheapest way to straighten your hair...!!
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Who Invented LOVE??
1.Americans?
2.Russians?
3.Chinese?
4.Indians?
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Ans:CHINA
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Because....
No Guaranty!!
No Warranty!!..
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Old 11th February 2012, 23:21   #6554
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^ I saw this bumper sticker on a bike.

Love is like a China Mobile.
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Wife : Honey .. What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing? you've been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour ?

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
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