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Old 2nd November 2010, 20:56   #4441
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Found on facebook.
'Ghajini remembers Rajanikanth'
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Old 3rd November 2010, 13:00   #4442
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Found on facebook.
'Ghajini remembers Rajanikanth'
Yeah! fantastic! Good one mate!
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Old 3rd November 2010, 13:08   #4443
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'Ghajini remembers Rajanikanth'
But Ghajini was the bad guy, not Aamir Khan.
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Old 3rd November 2010, 13:19   #4444
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Here are a few i recd in an email forward

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And the Rajni Award goes to..............

OSCARS.....!!!!!!!

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Rajni decided to stare @ the sun....The sun got scared and hid behind the moon

This situation is called "THE SOLAR ECLIPSE".

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When God is shocked, he exclaims, " OH MY RAJNIKANTH !!!!

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Once a 22-wheel truck met an accident with RAJNIKANT...few years later it was a new car based on scrap called TATA NANO

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Rajni's email id: gmail@rajnikant.com

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ALL THESE WERE RECEIVED BY AN EMAIL FROM A FRIEND. @MODS, PLS. DELETE IF YOU FIND ANY INAPPROPRIATE
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Old 3rd November 2010, 13:51   #4445
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When God is shocked, he exclaims, " OH MY RAJNIKANTH !!!!
This is probably the best.
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Old 3rd November 2010, 14:27   #4446
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The newly designed symbol of Rupee is actually Rajini's signature.

-From Facebook!


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spiderman,superman,ironman,james bond visited Rajni, why ?

-It was teacher's day!

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Old 4th November 2010, 10:10   #4447
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Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because itís the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
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Old 4th November 2010, 10:55   #4448
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Rajni can eat one Lays.

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Am not a fan of RK jokes, anyways here's the best i found, most others qualify for great PJ's.

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Octopus Paul decided to predict the death of RK, and we all know what happened!
EDIT: Just noticed that 'EARTHed' beat me to it.

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Old 4th November 2010, 15:18   #4450
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While urinating, Rajnikant is easily capable of welding titanium

Rajnikant can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Rajnikant can stretch diamonds back into coal

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Rajnikant jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Rajnikant

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Rajnikant.

Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.
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The transformers are just robots who prayed at the temple of rajni.

The cube they seek is the first thing rajni touched as a child!

Rajnikant spanked megatron!

The thing from the addams family is a hand rajni spared.

Cousin it came about when he upset rajni enough to have his hair pulled.

Its not rain. Its rajni having a shower
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Old 7th November 2010, 01:03   #4452
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Cracked me up!!!
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Old 7th November 2010, 13:20   #4453
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This song is also there in the Best song to show off your ICE thread
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Old 8th November 2010, 17:19   #4454
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Professor Rajnikant's theory of Physics-Vol III
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Professor Rajnikant's theory of Physics-Vol III
Ha ha. Send this to CERN. The guys there will go mad.
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