The Official Joke thread

[Scorcher]

Originally Posted by mayankk

@scorcher!!
Youre going through your old emails, aint you?

Nah Nah, that is easier said than done, buddy. My inbox is now clogged with the infinite Facebook notifications that piled up before I figured out it could be turned off. Now digging up an old mail is harder than squeezing out water from a rock

[libranof1987]

This is a true story; took place yesterday.

I was watching a movie with a couple of friends; a guy (Mr. S) and a girl (Ms. Singh) and there was a scene where a couple a Sardars walk in.

Me : Hey Ms. Singh, are you a Sardar?
Singh : (pointed to her locks) No, don't you see my hair.

2 second pause and the Mr. S and I burst out laughing. After 5seconds, Ms. realizes the jokes.

That evening went well!

[dhanushs]

Not really a joke, but throws light on the pathetic state of news makers.. these days..



Translation: Mumbai Serial Blasts; Death Toll, 17 ONLY

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Reach of Face Book!



A real life photo from Kannur.

[prateekm]

Amul's new hoarding on Shoaib Akhtar: "Tab Bhi Phekta tha, Ab Bhi Phekta hai."

[bluevolt]

What do a t-shirt and a computer program have in common?
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They are both composed of many threads!

[Fordmanchau]

Got this as a sms.
This message was in hindi, i have translated in English for everybody's convenience!!

A VERY SERIOUS MESSAGE:

Remember one thing in life always,

Somebody will be there to wipe off your tears.
but..
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Nobody will wipe your running nose,
so always keep a handkerchief with you.

[salbin]

Friendly competition!!

Audi Friendly Competition commercial - YouTube

Some more funny commercials:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV8yf...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVQwV...eature=related

[Kandisa]

A miser has built his new two storied house. He was not in a mood to spend any money for painting the exterior of the house. But upon immense pressure from his wife he agreed to do something about it. Finally he got the exterior painted, but only for the upper floor. And on the walls of the lower floor got this written: "Same as above"!

[Unknownsatan]

Saw it on someones FB.

[IronH4WK]

Originally Posted by Unknownsatan

Saw it on someones FB.

i think it was posted before, but still brings a big smile on my face!

[good.car-ma]

A thief planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After planning the operation he broke into the Louvre, stole the paintings and drove off in his van. 2 blocks later the police caught him as he was standing next to his van that had run out of fuel.

The policeman asked him: You planned everything so carefully, managed to deactivate the alarms, hide from the cameras, evade security guards and even get out without any problems. With such planning, how come you overlooked the fact that your van was low on gas?

The thief replied: You see officer, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

[Latheesh]

Originally Posted by Kandisa

A miser has built his new two storied house. He was not in a mood to spend any money for painting the exterior of the house. But upon immense pressure from his wife he agreed to do something about it. Finally he got the exterior painted, but only for the upper floor. And on the walls of the lower floor got this written: "Same as above"!

Looking at the way construction cost going up, I may end up doing something similar in the near future

[deepakchiniwal]

Originally Posted by Latheesh

Looking at the way construction cost going up, I may end up doing something similar in the near future

Or may be "Same as neighbours house"

[svsantosh]

a cop ticket in bangalore (email fwd)

[oxyzen]

The New Toyota Corolla facelift.