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Old 28th September 2011, 21:38   #5221
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Amul's new hoarding on Shoaib Akhtar: "Tab Bhi Phekta tha, Ab Bhi Phekta hai."
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Old 28th September 2011, 21:51   #5222
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What do a t-shirt and a computer program have in common?
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They are both composed of many threads!

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Old 28th September 2011, 22:32   #5223
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Got this as a sms.
This message was in hindi, i have translated in English for everybody's convenience!!

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A VERY SERIOUS MESSAGE:

Remember one thing in life always,

Somebody will be there to wipe off your tears.
but..
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Nobody will wipe your running nose,
so always keep a handkerchief with you.
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Old 28th September 2011, 23:15   #5224
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Friendly competition!!



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Old 29th September 2011, 09:42   #5225
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A miser has built his new two storied house. He was not in a mood to spend any money for painting the exterior of the house. But upon immense pressure from his wife he agreed to do something about it. Finally he got the exterior painted, but only for the upper floor. And on the walls of the lower floor got this written: "Same as above"!
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Saw it on someones FB.
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Saw it on someones FB.
i think it was posted before, but still brings a big smile on my face!
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Old 29th September 2011, 13:04   #5228
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A thief planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After planning the operation he broke into the Louvre, stole the paintings and drove off in his van. 2 blocks later the police caught him as he was standing next to his van that had run out of fuel.

The policeman asked him: You planned everything so carefully, managed to deactivate the alarms, hide from the cameras, evade security guards and even get out without any problems. With such planning, how come you overlooked the fact that your van was low on gas?

The thief replied: You see officer, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
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A miser has built his new two storied house. He was not in a mood to spend any money for painting the exterior of the house. But upon immense pressure from his wife he agreed to do something about it. Finally he got the exterior painted, but only for the upper floor. And on the walls of the lower floor got this written: "Same as above"!
Looking at the way construction cost going up, I may end up doing something similar in the near future
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Old 29th September 2011, 13:41   #5230
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Looking at the way construction cost going up, I may end up doing something similar in the near future
Or may be "Same as neighbours house"
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a cop ticket in bangalore (email fwd)

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The New Toyota Corolla facelift.

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Old 29th September 2011, 16:30   #5233
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One more exam joke:


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Steve Jobs' career in one line
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Old 29th September 2011, 16:36   #5235
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Santa to Banta: What will happen if I dial 001 on my Phone?

Banta: Then, Police jeep will come in reverse gear .
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